November 2010
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“Who is the happier man? He who has braved the storms of life and truly lived or...”
– Hunter S. Thompson, Security
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“I see life in angles, in lines of perspective – the slow turn of a head, the...”
– Mickey Smith, Dark Side of the Lens
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Steve: It’s called using the internet. People have been doing it since the early 90s; you may have heard of it.
Danny: I wouldn’t know. I was still playing Ms. Pac-Man.
Steve: Oh yeah?
Danny: Yeah.
Steve: Ever make it to Double Pretzel level?
Danny: Triple Banana, bitch.
Steve: ...you're lying.
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“I want to rip off your logic
and make passionate sense to you.”
– Jeffrey McDaniel, The Jerk
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Sean: Did you see the new Karate Kid?
Me: Will Smith needs to stop buying movies for his kid to be in.
Sean: If I was Will Smith's son I'd be starring in a Back to the Future remake.
Me: And you'd be real black.
Sean: BLACK to the Future, then.
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“Somewhere in between the beginning and the end, September took the tourists, and...”
– Matt Nathanson, Bulletproof Weeks
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Me: Had to get X-Rays on my neck. Radiologist left the room. Tried to shoot webs out of wrist and climb walls. Failed. Spiderman is full of shit.
Feld: You need a spider bite, clown. Get a spider. Hold it in X-Ray. Let it bite you.
Me: Dude, you are gonna be a kick ass lawyer.
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1am BBMs
Me: Remember, remember the 5th of November
Me: Gunpowder, treason and plot
Ashley: I see of no reason why gunpowder treason
Ashley: Should ever be forgot
Me: This is why we are related.
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“The best music… is essentially there to provide you something to face the...”
– Bruce Springsteen, Top 50 Music Quotes
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