September 2010
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Arkady: Starfish and Coffee is the most random song.
Me: It's by Prince.
Arkady: Yeah, he's a weird guy.
Me: Yeah but he is the best at eye-fucking the audience.
Arkady: ...
Me: Really, if you are that good you don't even need an instrument; just stand on stage and get chicks pregnant...with your GAZE.
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“Take half an hour every day and make something. No matter what. No holidays, no...”
– Austin Kleon, Punt
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Dear Mr.Vernon,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did WAS wrong, but we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling u who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us; in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a...
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Liz: Let's check out that old church.
Me: As a Jew I don't think you can get in without being invited. You know, like vampires.
Liz: Yeah but...I've got coffee. So that's like garlic.
Me: ...Garlic kills vampires.
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“Hackey-sack that, mother fucker.”
– Andy Samberg [to Jack Johnson], At or Without Me
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“It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great...”
– Neil Gaiman, Good Omens
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“If you can not understand my silence, you will not understand my words.”
– Anonymous
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“Bartender, please fill my glass for me with the wine you gave Jesus that set him...”
– Dave Matthews Band, Bartender
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Hansel: So I'm rappelling down Mount Vesuvius when suddenly I slip, and I start to fall. Just falling, ahh ahh, I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I realize "Holy shit, Hansel, haven't you been smoking Peyote for six straight days, and couldn't some of this maybe be in your head?"
Derek: And?
Hansel: And it was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mount Vesuvius.
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“Among other things, you’ll find that you’re not the first person who was ever...”
– J.D. Salinger, Catcher in the Rye
(via -flaws)
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INSPIRE ME, all of you: (Darla Remix)
I was talking to a friend recently about what makes an artist great as opposed to just good. Is it the quality of their catalog? The quantity? Is it the number of awards they have on their mantel? Do they have to earn a lifetime achievement award from one academy or another? I’ve always been of the opinion that what separates good artists from great artists is not so much the ability to be...
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“Her looks were almost extraneous. They weren’t any more important to her appeal...”
– Harry Dresden, Blood Rites: A Dresden Files Novel
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