Movember 2011

• Dad: You look like a 70s pornstar
• Me: That's what I was going for.
• Me: My moustachio is fantastic, no need to be jealous.
• Dad: You are an idiot.
• Me: I'm like a 21st century Wade Boggs.
• Dad: He would drink 21 beers on the bus from Boston to NYC.
• Me: See? The moustachio gives you special powers...
• Me: With great power comes great responsibility.
• Dad: Just like Spiderman.