I’m decided to give you the “super secret” advice that I’ve learned from personal experience. Atropine, while a great dilator of the pupils, does not make you faster reader. Giving yourself eight B12 shots before the test does not give you superhuman blood that oxygenates the brain better. And heroin, though making the test more enjoyable, is not what bumps you up into the 240’s. So don’t make the same mistakes that I did and just stick to getting really drunk after the test.
If you take this patient and put them on the table, call the Army, ask for a tank—a military tank—and drive the tank over this patient to open the airway he will explode from all areas but that airway will remain closed.
The day that I defended my dissertation—we always have a little party afterwards—we went to this little bar in Kent called Ray’s Place. And it’s kind of just a nice little college bar and we were drinking a few beers—a LOT of beers—and at some point in the evening we were celebrating and I went into the Ladies bathroom and in one of the stalls, with a black marker, in huge letters I wrote ‘ARACHIDONIC ACID ROCKS.’ I did go back a few years ago and it was still there. I always think if you’re not a scientist and you read ‘ARACHIDONIC ACID ROCKS’ you probably think somebody was tripping in the bathroom and had a good ride. But anyways… that’s my favorite prostaglandin.
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